Things that I questioned on my hike...

Since me complaining, b*tching, and whining entertains so many people, here is pure crankiness:

1. Why didn't I get waterproof hiking boots? Why are there babbling brooks running through every hiking trail we went on today?


2. Why do people smoke in Yosemite? Do they no notice the devastation forest fires here?


3. Why would someone throw a dirty diaper on a trail?


4. Why were the only hikers? I hate that we saw 3 other hikers the entire morning. Instead we saw car after car, of families getting out at the sites, taking pictures of the view, then getting back into the cars and driving to the next. I wonder why we are an obese nations. "See America First on Feet" should be the new slogan for the National Parks.


5. Oh and speaking of using the cars...why would you hitchhike? We saw all these hitch hikers today. Why don't we call them "hitch riders"?